What They're Really Thinking

Dog:
"Why do they keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl?"

Goldfish:
"Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over........ Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Cat:
"Why are these people in my house?"

Dog:
"I don't care if you steal all the jewelry, cash and electronic equipment, but don't mess with the fridge or those two pastel-colored plastic bowls on the kitchen floor!"

Parrot:
"Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? NO!"

Turtle:
"Flip me on my back one more time and I'm going to issue forth a request to Gamera, the gigantic flying, fire-breathing turtle, and he will come here to destroy this house and free me from captivity!"

Dog:
"The 'pretending to throw a stick' trick is getting old, but I seem unable to stop myself from falling for it!"

Cat:
"Why did they put this service bell around my neck if they're not going to answer to it?"

Goldfish:
"The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Hamster:
"This wheel is boring. Why don't they just kill me to put me out of my misery!"

Dog:
"Why is that baby eating my food?"